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NOTE: This disclaimer does not diminish your statutory rights (much).

 
 
Pictures are for illustration purposes.
Resemblance to any person living or dead might be coincidental. 
Green Magic does not give medical advice. 
If condition persists, consult a doctor or see Matron (who has a torch).
Your investment can go up as well as down, but mainly down.
Early withdrawal may cause disappointment.
Some articles are lightly ribbed for your pleasure.
Check health and safety requirements before unzipping.
This disclaimer does not constitute a pre-nuptial agreement.
Use as directed (unless you decide not to).
Simulated picture.  All models are over the age of 18.
No actual magic is involved in the manufacture of our poster frames.
This website has not been tested on animals.
Employees and their families are not eligible (unless prizes are involved). 
In accordance with our green policies all carbon emissions have been passed by the management. 
Pinching stuff off this website is prohibited, but if you link to us nicely we may overlook minor infringements. 
Warning: This company may contain nuts.   

 
 

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Stress Test

We offer you a FREE stress test based on extensive research carried out at a leading London teaching hospital.  In a moment scroll down the page and study the image of two dolphins.  If they both look identical you are healthy and not suffering from stress.  However, if you perceive any difference between the two dolphins you are probably suffering from work related stress and we recommend you take an immediate holiday.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
CLUE
 
Observant people may spot that the one on the left has blue eyes whereas the one on the right has pretty brown eyes.
 

 

 

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