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Resemblance to any person living or dead might not be coincidental.
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Your investment can go up as well as down, but mainly down.
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No actual magic is involved in the manufacture of our poster frames.
In accordance with our green policies no trees were destroyed in developing this website.
All carbon emissions have been personally passed by the management.
Some articles are lightly ribbed for your pleasure.
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Stress Test
We offer you a FREE stress test based on extensive research carried out at a leading London teaching hospital. In a moment scroll down the page and study the image of two dolphins. If they both look identical you are healthy and not suffering from stress. However, if you perceive any difference between the two dolphins you are probably suffering from work related stress and we recommend you take an immediate holiday.
CLUE
Observant people may spot that the dolphin on the left has blue eyes whereas the one on the right has pretty brown eyes.
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